Down and Out Slippy

About

;(Greeting) :Down and Out Slippy: Nothing's hard if you're willing to let it go. Any Esseling can defeat me. Hmm... lying here's pretty nice—quiet and private, with food and shelter too. :Down and Out Slippy: I was planning to make a wish at the Stonecrown, where the Silvergale once perched, but I got lost. Asking for directions? Way too much effort. It's easier to just lie down here. :Down and Out Slippy: Then the corps members carried me off, saying I was "disrupting the peace." I haven't talked this much in ages. I'm so tired, I might pass out... Yeah, let me just get a little more sleep. ;(Secondary Greeting) :Down and Out Slippy: Last time, I was lying by the roadside watching the corps train. They woke up at dawn and did 400 drills. Just watching them was exhausting... :Down and Out Slippy: They even have to patrol the Abandoned District, following specific routes, keeping an eye out for those suspicious Faewish Sprites... Yeah, I'm better off just lying here, quiet and handsome. :Down and Out Slippy: Gold always shines, but I'm more like iron... As long as I'm not dead, I'll be fine. And if I'm not fine... Well, I guess I'll just die...