Newspaper About Benny and Mr. Leon's Past

About

(Many centuries-old newspaper, now inevitably yellowed and worn with age.) ...As the bells tolled, twenty-three years of Threadstar's crimes came to an end. The ringleaders... involved in trafficking and abduction... have been sentenced to death! Costume production... numerous minor accomplices involved in promotion-related offenses... (see the "Filler Page" for a detailed list of accomplices). ...Over a hundred imprisoned Pieceys were rescued from the last stronghold, some on the brink of death due to prolonged abuse... The Queen, enraged, called it the "Crime of the Century"... Night deepens. May the laments sewn into the performance costumes finally find peace tonight. Twenty-two years, four balloons, a solitary journey—Mr. Leon carries his "The Fool's Submission"... "This is not a performance, it is an awakening!" This one-man show, which he calls "Genius Martyrdom," tells a story... with pure authenticity, shaking the very earth. Tour begins next month. Goodnight, and may each of us find the courage to release our balloons. (Dense list of Threadstar's implicated personnel, handwriting blurry and hard to fully read)…